Employment

C and I were talking about our poor employability.

Me: My goal right now is to be a manager of a fast food restaurant in a few years.

C: Oh please, my goal right now is burger flipper.

Me: That's what we'll start out as. We can be colleagues.

C: Maybe I'm such a klutz that no one will even consider me for that. Such bleak prospects.

Me: Can you count money? You can take orders. During lunch hour we'll get free set meals and eat.

C: Our only consolation.

Me: I hope upsizes are part of the employee benefits.

C: I hope we get Happy Meal toys.